Covena..snooooooore
I just got back from seeing “The Covenant” with a friend of mine. Hrm, what can I say about this film. Horrible acting? Perhaps. Abercrombie and Bitch advertisement that barfed into reality? Closer. Cast of abs and pecks with a shitty story wrapped around them? That sound a bit more like it. Homo-erotic smack to the face? Oh, that is what it was. I thought I was just getting whipped with a wet towel. Movie based on a bet that people would not pay to see the biggest, most entertaining water balloon fight ever? DingDingDing!!!
This movie, although being especially bad, was fun to watch. Nowhere have I see such a horrible display of “Who cares if they can’t act. Just have them walk around in their underwear and people will go see the movie”. Of course, after reading about Renny Harlin’s hits and misses, I guess he was due for a flop like this. Funny thing is, though, it was the leader in the box office the first weekend it was out. What kind of shitty movies are in theaters right now that The Covenant is top in the box office? I digress. Should you see this movie? Most definitely. The caveat is that you should just walk in about twenty minutes from the end to see the.most.awesome.water.balloon.fight.ever. If you have seen the movie, you will know what I am talking about.
